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DISC2​-​Extravaganza Deluxe​!​-​02 Dinner For None

from Club Glee (box set) by Mitch Friedman

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DINNER FOR NONE

"Welcome. Tonight's dinner consists of chocolate covered spinach and licorice pizza hors d'oeuvres, gingerly dipped in breadcrumbs, tobasco sauce and vanilla ice cream, sandwiched between warm lettuce leaves dripping with chicken fat and served on oreos for an appetizer. For the main course: congealed meatloaf and prune soup paste, lopped over a raw bacon slab stuffed with bubble gum and whipped cream, then gently deep-fried in year-old oil with sand. Served with side orders of: cold dry spagetti mousse floating in cream cheese and orange juice, and a small dish of steamed saltines. For dessert, a choice of: scrambled eggs with shells in banana jello, or raw clam meringue pie, or chicklets and candy corn frozen in beer, or a refreshing glass of dishwater."

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from Club Glee (box set), released April 5, 2002

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