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DISC3​-​HENWAY​-​19 I Have Never Lied -​`​90 (bonus track)

from Club Glee (box set) by Mitch Friedman

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I HAVE NEVER LIED

I have never lied to anyone,
that kind of thing is done by liars
I have never lied to anyone,
that was my brother who yelled "fire!"
Everything I've ever said is true
Especially all the things I said to you
If I ever lied to anyone
I would know because I'm honest

I have never cried to anyone,
that kind of thing is done by babies
I have never cried to anyone,
no matter how absorbent they be
Every tear I'll ever shed, I'd hide
This is really easy when you stay inside
If I ever cried to anyone
I would laugh because I'm lying

I would swear to tell the whole truth
and nothing but the truth, so help me God,
but I'm left handed

I will never side with anyone,
that kind of thing is done by losers
I will never side with anyone,
who said that beggars can't be choosers?
All opinions people have are wrong,
except, of course, the ones that you hear in this song
If I ever side with anyone
it's because I cleaned my mirror

I will never die for anyone,
that kind of thing is done by people
I will never die for anyone,
just to eat dirt that's near a steeple
Every minute I'm alive will be
a new chance to hear my name read on t.v.
If I ever die for anyone
they had better take full credit

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from Club Glee (box set), released April 5, 2002

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