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*​*​*​Not the Proper Spot (à la Sparks)

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from Jumble Sail – All Abroad (2018)

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NOT THE PROPER SPOT
(à la Sparks)

Right here is not the proper spot to pick your nose
I didn't think I'd need to tell you
Then again, it's just as well I did

Not the proper spot to pick your nose
There is no upshot to doing something so gross

Right here is not the proper spot to clip your toes
Manners seem to not concern you
It's best if we all just spurn your id

Society is trusting
you to not be thrusting
everything disgusting
on it you desire

I hate to inform you
there are social norms to
follow and conform to
or become pariah

Right here is not the proper spot to pimp your hoes
Does it really need a mention?
Do you want attention from those kids?

Not the proper spot to pimp your hoes
You have not learned squat about what we oppose

Right here is not the proper spot to strip your clothes
Don't you see the signs we've posted?
We will all be skeeved out, keep it hid

Society is praying
you won't be displaying
all of your dismaying
inappropriateness

If you had awareness
you'd know the unfairness
of subjecting our squareness
to mental unfitness

Right here is not the proper spot to come to blows
I wouldn't want my friends to see me
stoop down to your level, god forbid

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from à la, released March 15, 2022

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